Skinny people piss me off! Especaially when they say things like,
"You know, sometimes I forget to eat." Now I've forgotten
my
address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys but i've never forgotten
to
eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
A friend of mine confused her vallium with her birth control pills.
She had fourteen kids, but she doesn't give a shit.
They keep telling us to gat in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all
that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said
"Body, how'd youu like to go to the nine o'clock class in vigorous
toning? clear as a bell my body said "Listen bitch..... do it and die."
Gay..... straight........ they all want blow jobs.
I read this article that said the symptoms of stress are: eating
too much, smoking too much, impluse buying and driving too fast.
They've got to be kidding..... that's my idea of the perfect day.
I know what Victoria's Secret is............ it's that no normal
woman can fit into their shit.
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How
intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?