Ellen Degeneres virus........Your IBM
suddenly claims it's a MAC.
Monica Lewinsky virus........Sucks all
the memory out of your computer.
Titanic virus................Makes your
whole computer go down.
Disney virus.................Everything
in the computer goes Goofy.
Mike Tyson virus.............Quits after
one byte.
Prozac virus.................Screws up
your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
Lorena Bobbit virus..........Turns your
hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy.
Woody Allen virus............By-passes
the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.
Joey Buttafuoco virus........Only attacks
minor files.
Spice Girl virus.............Has no real
function, but makes a pretty desktop.
Ronald Reagan virus..........Saves your
data, but forgets where it is stored.
Dr. Kevorkian virus..........Searches
your hard drive for old files and deletes them.
Oprah Winfrey virus..........Your 200MB
hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB,and then slowly expands to 300MB.
AT&T virus...................Every
3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
MCI virus....................Every 3 minutes
it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus..Terminates
and stays resident. It'll be back.
Viagra virus.................Expands your
hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip drive.
And Finally, The Clinton PC. It has a
six inch hard drive and no memory.
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