This is for anyone who has a mother... I have one, and I COMPLETELY understand...
 

Hour Lost Explaining Computer Terms to Mom

    Austin, TX - Josh Granger lost an hour of his life yesterday as he tried to explain the
    difference between memory and hard drive space to his mother Cynthia Granger.  The
    discussion started when Cynthia asked, "Will I have
    enough memory if I install this family tree maker
    software?"

    "I should've just kept my mouth shut," a regretful
    Josh said, "but she says that all the time. It was
    driving me nuts. I thought this time is going to be
    different.   This time she is going to understand."
    Alas, poor Josh was wrong.

    What follows is the beggining of that "Lost Hour" as it has become known to Josh.

         "Mom, it's not memory on a hard drive it's space, and loading a program
         on your hard drive doesn't have anything to do with your memory," said
         Josh.

         "But I only have 64 Em-Bee of R-A-M," said Cynthia," and this program
         says it requires 85 Em-Bee. It says it requires a modem too.  Do we
         have a modem?"

         "Yes, we have a 56K modem. And no, 64 MB RAM and 85 MB space
         on your hard drive is different Mom.  Just because they both are
         measured in megabytes doesn't mean they're the same thing.  Is a gallon
         of milk the same thing as a gallon of blood?"

         "It doesn't say anything here about 56K, is that all right. What's a
         mega-byte and why all this talk about blood.  Have you been playing
         those games again.  How many times have I told you...."

    Josh's brother Trevor witnessed the scene and said, "It was pretty sad, really. When I
    heard him start to explain 56K, it was like watching someone try to explain quantum
    physics to a goat.  At that point, though, he had no choice it was like the Titanic after
    the iceberg, just a matter of time until the people started screaming."

    The situation ended with Josh screaming "Shut up, shut up, shut up" and then installing
    the "damn" family tree maker, while his mother cried in the family room.

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