TOP 10 SIGNS THAT
YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO JOIN E-MAILERS ANONYMOUS
10. You wake up at
3 a.m. to go to the bathroom, and check your e-mail on the way back to
bed.
9. Your firstborn
is named dotcom.
8. You turn off your
modem and are suddenly filled with a feeling of emptiness, as if you just
pulled the plug on a loved one.
7. You spend half
of a plane trip with your laptop in your lap...and your child in
the overhead compartment.
6. You decide to stay
in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet
access.
5. You find yourself
typing "com" after every period.com
4. You refer to going
to the bathroom as downloading.
3. You move into a
new home and decide to netscape before you landscape.
2. You start tilting
your head sideways to smile.
1. Immediately after
reading this list, you e-mail it to someone.
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