1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
   2.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "shut up damn it, all of you just shut up!!!!"
   3.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World" incessantly.
   4.Crack open your briefcase/purse and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there"
   5.Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
   6.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank open the door. The act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
   7.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
   8.One word: FLATULENCE!!!!
   9.On the highest floor, hold open the doors and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
  10.Stare and grin at another passenger for a while,, and then announce: "I have got new socks on!!"
  11.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!!!"
  12.Meow occasionally.
  13.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
  14.Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go!" and then sigh and say "oopps!"
  15.Show the other passengers a wound and ask it if looks infected.
 

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