1. The Cat in the
Blender
2. Are You My
Proctologist?
3. Fox in Detox
4. Who Shat in
the Hat?
5. Horton Feels
a Ho
6. The Lemon-Fresh
Lorax
7. How the Grinch
Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon
Can Moo---Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid
Gerbil
10. One Bitch, Two Bitch,
Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get
the Fuck Out!
12. Herbert the Pervert Likes
Sherbert
13. The Bitch Set Me Up
14. I've Fallen --- And I
Can't Get Up!
15. Yentl the Lentil
16. My Pocket Rocket Needs
a Socket
17. Aunts in My Pants
18. Hop on Mom
19. Oh, the Places You'll
Scratch and Sniff
20. Horton Fakes an Orgasm
21. The Grinch's Ten Inches