1. You just tried
to enter your password on the microwave.
2. You have a list of
15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
3. You call your son's
beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He e-mails you back from
his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
4. Your daughter sells
Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
5. You chat several
times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken
with your next door neighbor yet this year.
6. You check the ingredients
on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.
7. You check your blow
dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.
8. Your grandmother
clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you to send her a PEG file of your newborn
so she can create a screen saver.
9. You pull up in your
own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
10. Every commercial on television
has a web site address at the bottom of the screen.
11. You buy a computer and
a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.
12. The concept of using real
money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
13. Cleaning up the dining
room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
14. Your reason for not staying
in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
15. You consider secondary
air delivery painfully slow.
16. Your dining room table
is now your flat filing cabinet.
17. Your idea of being organized
is multiple colored Post It Notes.
18. You hear most of your
jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
19. You're reading this.
20. Even worse; you're going
to forward it to someone else.
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