The X-Files
And X-Files related quotes
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"I was merely extending a professional
courtesy."
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"Oh, so THAT's what you were extending."
Mulder and Scully
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"Are you saying this place is haunted?
Cause if you are, I think you've been working with me for too long." Mulder
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"There's something up there Mulder!"
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"Oh, I've been saying that for years."
Mulder and Scully (who else?)
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"Okay, it's not the finely detailed
insanity you've come to expect from me; it's just a theory." Mulder
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"I can't take you anywhere!" Scully
to Mulder
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"Just because you're paranoid, that
doesn't mean they're out to get you." Mulder
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"I half expected Yoda to come over
and bap Mulder on the head...'Time to rest not Jedi Mulder! *BAP* Truth
to find you must! *BAP*" Barney O'Borg
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"It's okay . . . My ass broke my fall."
Mulder
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"The Reader's Digest version of X-Files:
Blah blah blah, conspiracy, blah blah blah, Scully's ova." Jason D. Fedorchuk
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"You must be slipping Mulder, I can
beat you with 1 hand."
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"Is that how you beat yourself? ...
[Krycek raises his gun] ... If those are my last words, I can do better."
Rat-boy and Mulder
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"Mulder, TOADS just fell from the sky!"
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"Guess their parachutes didn't open."
Scully and Mulder
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"Skinner-marinkey-dinkey-doo." David
Duchovny
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"I do not *gaze* at Scully." Mulder
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"Tell Scully I've been working out.
I'm buff!" Frohike
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"Woman, get back here and make me a
sandwich! Did I not make myself clear?" Mulder to Scully
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"Life is like a box of chocolates;
A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for." Cancerman
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"You know, with that long blond hair,
you'll be the 1st one in here that gets traded for cigarettes. I'm gonna
be laughing my ass off." Frohike to Langly
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"Siskel or Ebert?" Mulder to Scully
upon finding a thumb
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"Dear Diary, today my heart leapt when
Agent Scully suggested Spontaneous Human Combustion." Mulder
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"He's alright. He could use a little
more seasoning and some wardrobe advice..." Mulder re: Krycek
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