Simpsons Quotes
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"Now, whose calculator can tell me
what 7x8 is?"
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"Oooh! Oooh! Low Battery?" Edna K.
and Milhouse
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"all right, you're over stimulated.
Now let's get some beer into you then it's straight to bed.
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"Whoo hoo! Beer, Beer, Beer! Bed, Bed,
Bed!" Marge and Homer
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"If anyone asks, Marge, you need 24
hour nursing care, Lisa's a clergyman, Maggie's seven people and Bart was
wounded in Vietnam." Homer
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"Capitol idea! Let's blow this fascist
popsicle stand!" Mr. Burns
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"Take her down Smithers!"
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"Uhh... you're flying the plane sir."
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"Excellent." Mr. Burns and Smithers
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"Does this make me look fat?"
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"No, it makes you look like a tool
of government oppression."
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"But not fat?" Homer and Lisa
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"Oh, sorry Bart... I didn't realize
that you, Jay Leno and a monkey were in here bathing a clown."
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"Well they are, so make with the loofah
or get OUT!" Homer and Krusty
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"Mom, am I dumb?"
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"Honey, I'd like to reassure you, but
right now, mommy needs a tetanus shot..." Bart and Marge
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"Smithers... [sniff, sniff] Do you
think maybe the... power plant killed those ducks?"
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"No 'maybe' about it sir..."
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"[Sniff]... excellent." Mr. Burns and
Smithers
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"Oh sure. If it's one of MY plans,
you can't foil it fast enough, but if it's one of CECIL'S plans, then it's
'hopeless, utterly HOPEless'!" Side-Show Bob to Lisa Simpson
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"Marge, we're going out! If we don't
come back, avenge our deaths!"
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"Okay!" Homer and Marge.
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"Pull Willy!"
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"I'm doin' all the pullin' ya blouse
wearin' poodle walker!" Principal Skinner and Groundskeeper Willy
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"Lisa likes Nelson!" (class)
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"No she doesn't!" (Milhouse)
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"Milhouse likes Lisa!" (class)
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"No he doesn't!" (Janie)
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"Janie likes Milhouse!" (class)
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"NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE!!!" Mr. Largo
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Japan.
The local time is: Tomorrow." Airplane pilot on the Simpsons
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"We saved your ass in World War 2!"
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"Well we saved YOUR ass in World War
3." Moe and Hugh
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