DISCLAIMER
(As brought to us by the people - IE: Joe - from Molson Canadian)
"Hey... I'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader.
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Susie from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English and French, not American,
and I pronounce it ABOUT - not A-BOOT.
I can proudly sew my country's flag  on my backpack.
I believe in peace-keeping, not policing.
Diversity, not assimilation
and that the Beaver, is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat!
A chesterfield IS a couch,
and it's pronounced ZED! NOT ZEE! ZED!
Canada is the SECOND largest land mass,
the FIRST nation of hockey
and the BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!
MY NAME IS JOE, and

I AM CANADIAN!"