Little Mulder
I look up to the starry skies
So full of UFOs
I know that I've been carried up
And probed where the sun don't shine
I know that I was probed where the sun don't shine shine shine, yeah!

I walk along the city streets
So dark with secrets and lies
And I
I wish that I could reveal those lies
And bring down the FBI
I wish I had the strength to make Kersch cry-yi-yiiiii
Yeah

But my, my, oh who must I blow?
My, my, to know what they know
My, my, Krycek is a ho
My, my, his arm had to go
They always say I don't know best but
All my threats are no simple jest now
I got a feelin' I will find the mother-nest now
Walter put old Rat-Boy to rest. Woo hoo! Un-hunh.

For I am just a (re)incarnated soul
Who was buried (Buried!)
Buried under ground
Give me the strength to survive
A movie career without this show
Give me the strength to live out on my own, my own, my own yeah,
Give me the strength to outlive the show, the show, the show

But my, my, oh who will I blow?
my, my, oh after the show
my, my, I really must go
my, my, I'm makin' more dough
This show made me I must confess now
My time's up so I'm lettin' it rest now
3 times a day I brush with crest now
Season six my hair was really messed