Me and several of my friends are what might be considered X-Philes.
We all love DD, but some of us are just as, if not more, enamoured (sp?!) of Krycek.
This having been his last season, I decided to change the words of Bree Sharp's "David Duchovny"
so that they're more suited for Krycek. (Many thanks AND apologies to Bree Sharp bcz this was done without permission)
 

My Darling Rat-Boy

It's Sunday night
I am at Michele's you know.
The thought of his face
Sets my wide eyes all aglow.
We all are rabid X-Files fans
Though we don't know his master plan
We hope that he won't kill our
Favourite secret agent man!

And I wish
He was my sex toy
My darling Rat-Boy
He is a bad boy,
But he ain't no frat boy
My darling Rat-Boy
He's got some big ploy
People to de-stroy

My friends all tell me
"Girl you know he's just a ho."
But I don't care I still
Wish that he would be my beau
He's killing people left and right
And giving them such a fright
Especially when Fox's antidote
He throws down upon the grooouuuuund!

And we know that
He is a bastard
At that he's a master
He is THE bad boy
My darling Rat-Boy
My darling Rat-Boy
Please be my sex toy
I need it bad, boy
I'm almost a nun, boy
My darling Rat-Boy
Please tell me your big ploy
Tell me your big ploy
You're pret-tier than Troy...

Just so sexy and smart
He's the man with no heart
And he's falling apart
From the limbs that were cleaved
Told Scully to trot
Should we trust him or not?
I dunno but he's h-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-t
Mmmmmm...

It's almost over
I guess he won't be on this week
But I'm not worried
He's makin' someone's life look bleak
He's making their lives hell
I wish that he would ring my bell
Cos though I don't want kids
I would b-e-e-ar his right n-o-o-o-o-w

And I am
Sexually frustrated,
A little berated,
Unmotivated,
But not constipated.
My darling Rat-Boy
Almost an android
Viruses deployed
Never have us annoyed
My darling Rat-Boy
Don't let Chris Carter avoid
Your episodes enjoyed
You're weirder than S. Freud
My darling Rat-Boy
I know you were a bad boy,
But they beat your ass boy,
They shot ya 'tween the eyes - OI!
My darling Rat-Boy
Please be my sex toy
Please be my sex toy
Please be my sex t-o-o-o-o-o-y!

Heyyy yeah.
I'll be waiting . . .
For the movie . . .