BITCH

He hates the world today
He's real bad for it but we know that he won't change
Tried to tell you but you look at him like maybe he's an angel underneath
He's not innocent or sweet

Yesterday I cried
When I saw poor Krycek shot between the eyes
I can't understand how you'd be so confused
He's always been this cruel
He's just a little crazy
And he sure ain't no nun!

He's a bitch, Mulder's lover
He's got style, won't use rubbers
He's a sinner, makes me faint
Of that I'm not ashamed
Mulder's hell, Mulder's dreams
He's nothing if not mean
And no I wouldn't want it any other way

I'll take him cause he's glam
This may mean I'll make it with a one armed man
Vision blurred cause when that black oil starts to flow
Nanobots make Walter scream
Plans he'll rearrange
And Mulder will get reamed!

He's a bitch, sexy lover
He's a top under the covers
All innocent he ain't
Although he may have claimed
Souls to sell, his face beams
I hope that he's no queen
And no I wouldn't want it any other way

When Mulder thinks he's got it figured out
Team Krycek's already changin'
He makes me drool, he's raising a coup,
But no one could save him!

Be my bitch! Be my lover!
You got shot, didn't suffer
Give me dinner 'fore I faint,
Or I will have you maimed
Worries quelled, God hath deemed
By Skinner you'd get reamed
And no you wouldn't want it any other way!

In a ditch, you were lain
Gosh I hope it doesn't rain
You can't flirt, you land lubber
Now cause you're six feet under
I am bummed cause you died
You're no longer alive
And trust me I would want it ANY other way!