(This is me as a french maid; Halloween 2000)
I am from big, beautiful; REGINA SASKATCHEWAN, Canada. Yes, "Regina", which the Barenaked Ladies affectionately talk about in terms of "the Regina Monologues". As for the province, Saskatchewan (sus-skaa-che-wan), just say it real quickly and don't dawdle on any of the syllables. You'll make out okay. Truth to be told, Regina isn't that big (about 200,000), and may not be so beautiful, but at least we're "Fun, Festive and Friendly."